i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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