My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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