Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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