He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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