i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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