you guys were way drunker than both of me
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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