JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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