You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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