I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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