Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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