Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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