wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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