no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just invented taco cereal.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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