have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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