The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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