I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I wish there were birth control emojis
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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