Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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