I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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