she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Randomize
