I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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