I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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