I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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