gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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