All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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