You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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