Dual....:-)
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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