he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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