what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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