A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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