Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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