Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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