Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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