Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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