when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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