I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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