yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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