she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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