A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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