Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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