I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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