Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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