What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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