I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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