So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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