weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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