Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I need a beard to bite.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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