I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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