I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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