There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
