About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
why is half of my head shaved?
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