apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize