i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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