Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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