Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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