White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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